Remember when all spies were on the same side? They'd have picnics and hold each other, and know without asking that Calvin Spy loved mayonnaise in his egg salad sandwiches, while Edwin Spy was all, "If I so much as HEAR the word mayonnaise through my super hearing microphonic transmitter, I will vaporize you with a setting on my spy watch!" and people were like "That's alright Edwin Spy. By the way, do you mind if I LOWER your rent from the level with which you were already perfectly satisfied?" "Great Chester Spy. By the way. Shhhhh! Keep it down. We're spies!" "ISn't that a ninja thing?!" "Apology accepted!"
Those were the damn days.
The rent is TOO DAMN HIGH!!!
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