When your mom met your dad, she was like, "Hello Reginald. Would you like to move into a charming, spacious 2 bedroom on the Upper East side on our male and female seamstress salaries? Though I only make 40 Pence on your Renmimbi, I'd never say honestly what I will say in a few years when our baby is old enough to join the Seamsters union, which is RENT IS JUST TOO DAMN HIGH."
Also, "the chromosome necessary to create a masculine child is referred to as the Y chromosome." - Luca Brazzi
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